Lyrics

[Luk]

One Headlight - The Wallflowers ?

[Keiem]

One Headlight - The Wallflowers ?

absoluut!

BTW, theorie staat ook nog open voor u, Luk...

[Luk]

Bedankt voor de herinnering, Keiem... sorry!

Hier lyrics dus van een parodiesong (excuseer voor het taalgebruik, heb het een beetje warm?):

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999,
i have one piece of advice for you,
No matter what a stripper tells you,
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(deel weggelaten wegens anders te makkelijk)

Dont go to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, It feels safe inside,
But what about all those niggers waiting outside with guns,
They Know You Aint Got One!

If a woman tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Damn Near 40!

Take off that silly ass hat.

The ODB couldnt have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that shit

Young black men:
If you go to a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot,
Let it slide!
Why spend the next 20 years in jail b-cuz
Someone smudged Your Puma!

Cornbread-Aint nothin wrong with that!

No matter what you think of what I'm sayin,
remember this one thing:
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If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasnt been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your dick
(That'd Be great, Yeaaaah!)
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your dick
(Dont want that Noooooo!)

Heres a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-You're Gonna Die!
Capricorn-You're Gonna Die!
Gemini-You're Gonna Die TWICE!
Leo-You're Gonna Die!
Scorpio-You're Gonna Die fuckin!

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

If you've been dating a man for 4 months,
And you havent met any of his friends yet,
You Are Not His Girlfriend!

Some of the things I said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says,
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[Keiem]

No Sex (in the Champagne Room) - Chris Rock.

[Luk]

[Keiem]

Korte tekst voor een song met een erg lange intro:

You're my ---
My only side mondaine
You make me sane
When i'm one step away from really hurting myself

You are my tower
Girl, you can golden shower
All over me
Cause i'm one inch away from destroying myself

I only wish that you've got plans for me baby,
You know i'll be good and you can stick everything in me
The reason i jump from my seat is not you,
I'm just very alert, don't wana to carcrash with you

[aLEEce in chains]

Ik kijk regelmatige in deze topic, maar zelden kan ik het nummer direct vinden.
Deze weet ik dan wel: Millionaire - Champagne

[Keiem]

Ik kijk regelmatige in deze topic, maar zelden kan ik het nummer direct vinden.
Deze weet ik dan wel: Millionaire - Champagne

[aLEEce in chains]

Stay out super late tonight
picking apples, making pies
put a little something in our lemonade and take it with us
we're half-awake in xxxxxx
we're half-awake in xxxxxx

Tiptoe through our shiny city
with our diamond slippers on
do our gay ballet on ice
bluebirds on our shoulders
we're half-awake in xxxxxxx
we're half-awake in xxxxxxx

Turn the light out say goodnight
no thinking for a little while
lets not try to figure out everything at once
It's hard to keep track of you falling through the sky
we're half-awake in xxxxxxx
we're half-awake in xxxxxxx

[Keiem]

Fake empire - National ?

[aLEEce in chains]

correct!

[Keiem]

Wanna be with yourself and no one else Alright
And You Wanna go out wanna scream and shout Tonight
You Want some space like out of my face Alright
(A A A Alright)
And you want me back like a likefull track Tonight
(To o oonight)

Your my --- i can tell when I look in your big brown eyes
You Want my world but how can i do yours if i cant do mine
I Trie to change but somehow i dont feel the same
it's all about what you want what you say how you feel how you play

You're a --- and you want my world
i Trie to change
But its not the same

Telephone

When you're home alone,you dont answer the phone Alright
(Aaa Alright)
But its like a crime if you dont answer mine Tonight
(Too o Tonight)
So it comes to a man who is more than a friend Alright
(Aaa Alright)
But you still got me for skielsi Tonight
(Tooo Tonight)

Chorus :
You're my --- i can tell when i look
in your big brown eyes
You want my world but how can i do yours if i cant do mine
I trie to change but somehow i dont feel the same
Its all about what you want what you say what you fel what how play

You're a ---
And you want my world i trie to change but its not the same

[kasenco]

Chromeo - Needy Girl ?

[Marc VA]

chromeo - needy girl

oeps ... blijkbaar net te laat

[Keiem]

Het forum is meedogenloos: Kas was een minuutje vroeger